I huff my laundry several times a day.
Putting on a tank top. **HUFFfffffffffffffffff HUFF HUFF*
Putting on my sweater. **HUFFfffffffffffffff HUFF HUFF**
Getting to work. Leaning onto my own shoulder and pulling in a deep, prolonged breath…
**I mention this as my clothes spin in the washer. That magical, intoxicating aroma of Tide & Downy swarming about in the hallway just makes me say to myself, “GOT DAMN. I AM A DOMESTICATED BITCH/WIZARD OF LAUNDRY. HIGH 5, SELF~!!!”
**omg. and i have one designated dresser drawer to a special fragrance. Gots me a bar of lavender soap in the drawer for ME SPECIAL items. Get your mind outta the gutter! I’m talking special schweaters, perv!!!!!!!!