I’m so flipping tired of the same, CLEAN UP, COOK, CLEAN UP, VACUUM, SCRUB FLOORS, LAUNDRY, WIPE BABY’S ASS ROUTINE, that I’m taking a break, blowing the dust of my mac (JC here comes my husband up the steps to ask me what I’m typing. Okay. He just informed me I’m sofaking mean and left. WIN)… so as I was saying, blowing off the dust and doing, uhhh? I dunno. Just sipping tea, eating some KEEBLERS & posting shit.
This past weekend was Elvis’ birthday weekend. January 8th, being the day the KING was born. Ahem. I’d like to take this moment to dedicate this to MYSELF. Let me just say, the part where he reaches down to the blonde chic— I like the–running her hands through his hair bit– but really??? I probably would’ve thrown my hands down that suit and touch that chest, then proceeded to taste the sweat. YEAH. YOU READ THAT RIGHT. Taste. The. Sweat. And them suits. Lawrdy lawrdy lawrdy. What I’d give to Quantum Leap back to them days & be his costume designer. Me, tape measure. Elvis, nothing but underwear and socks. Yes please. And now, MY VIDEO.
Here’s a screen shot of the best part (1:28):
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Browsing my files for that screen shot, found me this:
MY BFF is DRIVER of the year for eternity.
TWERNT the first time the ol’ cougar was left in the ditch.
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Weelicious' recipe for Cheese Broccoli, but I used steamed spinach.
http://weelicious.com/2011/11/28/broccoli-cheese-patties/
I use just about anything leftover & steamed. For a quick bite, I’ve used frozen mixed vegetables and mashed with the potatoes.
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my latest CANT GET ENOUGH. Butternut squash, roasted, blended with nutmeg, ginger, cinnamon. I later use one part butternut blend and one part applesauce. HOLY COW. so good.
For those "quick" nights, drained firm tofu (you do this yourself). Crumble the tofu, mix with soy sauce or bbq sauce. Bake @350, turning the crumbles every 10mins or so until chewy. (you can freeze this baked tofu for later use. chili, etc) MEANWHILE, COOK SOME LENTILS. Saute some mushrooms, onions, garlic and throw it all together with a can of manwich. Or, make your own BBQ sauce. Manwich is the quick route.
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And as a reminder for an upcoming post, SCOPES!
That's right folks. EVERY SCOPE in my house, has been duplicated. Stay tuned. All 2 of you. Oh! This is me and my BGF (best guy friend), Ray. The SCOPES photographer thought we were a couple, so we went with it. This was shot in 2003. Eight years ago, and 30lbs ago! I'm glad my nose isn't that big in reality, my teeth no longer look like that, my eyebrows grew back, and I covered that already sucky tattoo, with an even MORE suckier tattoo.
